Blog Post 1: So what’s the story?
Psychic lady said I was gonna get my story, if that’s so, then what story is it going to be?
Nobody likes to be wrong about anything, but if you ask me my story can only mean one thing…
Sooner or later I’m going to be ending up with Kayla.
That sounds observed even to me, but the thing is that’s the story that it could be. How or when it will go down I have no idea, but one thing I do know. Whatever it’s going to be it will have to be bigger than what happened on my prom night. In other words, the story in theory should be bigger than anything I can imagine.
I’ve got to be real here and don’t tell anyone I said this, but deep down I believe I’ve always wanted Kayla. If I’ve been wanting “my story” for the past six years to be one that is somehow getting back with Kayla and the psychic lady said that I will be “getting my story.” Then that means to me that I will eventually end up with Kayla. How or when I can only speculate.
I can’t imagine how that would happen, but I have a theory.
The only way I see it working is if her husband actually did hack my phones and computers — perhaps more people or places than me that would get him into serious criminal charges. Then perhaps a final blow would be if Kelly’s husband gets caught cheating or something on her — with another man would be a nice touch. That would cover the “moral” reason for a divorce.
The hacking would allow me to blame him for all my actions and it would probably reverse the stalking charges. Kelly isn’t happy, but would his hacking be enough grounds for a divorce?
That’s were the gay cheating would come in for the final blow. Then I could say that I did it all in order to get my woman.
I don’t look stupid, convictions dropped, record cleared, my two cats come home, new tires on my truck, I get the girl — website blows up, book deal, I’m financially independent, barrikadebags on shelves at REI and Costco, and Kelly goes to an art school.
The only I know for sure is that something is going to happen in regards to a shift in my situation.