I sew a few things that you can’t find at the story. Then I over build them in order to make it = “best in the world.” I’m a one-man Patagonia of the small bag outdoor market.

Then let’s add that I want to share a crazy life story that I’m sitting on and here we are.

I don’t exactly know why I’m making this website…many reasons probably and I’m looking for a new project to do anyways…because I can’t get no job because of my recently acquired criminal record. But. My story isn’t about my criminal record; it’s about some stuff that happened to me when I was in high school and this one psychic median woman in 1985. If those two things didn’t happen back in the day — then I wouldn’t had been convicted of stalking this one chick “twice” …not once, but it had to be “twice.”

It was all my fault, because I don’t like it when people don’t own up to their shit. That being said, it’s not only my fault because before all that happened, but I was also dealing with a two-strike felony case in Woodland that I didn’t do — that was the shit that drove me all crazy. Being charged with something I didn’t do ain’t my fault.

One could argue that there wouldn’t be any two stalking cases (LA County) if that one case in Woodland didn’t happen. The one had caused the others, but that is not the rest of the story.

…however, according to that psychic woman chick back in 1985 — there’s no need for me to be trippin’ right now.